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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Are you afraid of being alone?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

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